Marcus Albey Simply put, the male mind and the female mind do not function the same. Relationships fail because of inherent differences that seem to go unnoticed. This book explores the differences in relationship thought patterns, as seen by the author.
Marcus Albey I should’ve never done so many things That I just couldn’t help. Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself. The sex is the same. I guess I’m to blame. I should’ve never told her I wished she was anyone else.
Marcus Albey You might want to keep this away from your mother, your kids, your dog, your Aunt Edna... Read this at your own will. Laugh at your leisure. Piss yourself when you can. These aren't for the faint of heart or the easily offended, so, if you can laugh at some good, old-fashioned, adult humor, here you go.
Marcus Albey The 6th installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO HAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR, EITHER FROM LAUGHTER OR SHEER SHOCK!
Marcus Albey God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world, and He made jokes so the Irish would laugh and keep drinking the whiskey and forget how much they've been screwed over. Get a few of those laughs, and don't worry. I'm a little bit Irish, so I can tell these jokes.
Marcus Albey Have you ever wondered if fish get thirsty? Have you wondered how to fold a fitted sheet or why they made the word illiteracy so hard to spell? Is there another word for synonym? Is the government so strict on stealing because they hate competition? I wonder all of these things and many many others. If you want some questions to some of life's answers or whatever or hey.. look... a bird. Maybe you just wanna laugh. Come laugh at me... I mean... with me.